My lunchtime failure, expressed serendipitously via haiku.
I asked for salad.
They gave me fries anyway
and then I ate them.
My lunchtime failure, expressed serendipitously via haiku.
I asked for salad.
They gave me fries anyway
and then I ate them.
Someone broke into our house and stole from us while we were on vacation in Greece. I had hoped that, when we returned home, I'd write a bit about our trip; but after the theft all I could think about is how broken my world felt.
I was upset about losing the things that were stolen. God has blessed us, and we'll be alright, but I hate spending money. I didn't like spending money to buy things in the first place, and it seems doubly wasteful to replace luxury items. Was it wrong to purchase these things in the first place? It certainly seems like it was a waste when they're gone.
Before we left, a few emails were being circulated about break-ins on the KAUST campus. I usually think that such stories are overblown. People overreact, and panic, and I don't want to be like that.
I felt like there was so little I could do to prevent this in the future. We're on a closed campus, with photo ID's checked at the gate. That gave me this implicit sense of security within these walls; but now I'm questioning everyting. One of the first things that we did was have key control replace the locks on our doors; but KAUST manages the locks: if someone in key control is stealing things, who can stop them? What if someone in the transportation department is targeting people that they know have gone to the airport?
I wrote all this pretty soon after it happened, when I was trying to make sense of my disconcertion about everything. A few days layer, though, we got a call from KAUST security telling us that they thought they had recovered some of our property. A group of four or five guys from the housekeeping service were using their positions to stake out houses that had things worth taking.
So there you have it: I got some closure. We didn't get everything back (Andi's necklace and my netbook, most disappointingly) but my relative peace with that makes me feel a little bit better about the materialism that I feared in myself. I think what I needed was an end to the story. That's a different problem, but it at least disappoints me less than it would for me to find out that my material posessions possess me as much as they seemed to for a bit.
Here's a list of what we've noticed missing so far:
HP Mini 1000 netbook (approx. $300)
Fourth-generation, 8GB iPod Nano, green ($150) (returned)
Fifth-generation, 8GB iPod Nano, blue ($150)
Nokia mobile phone for AT&T GoPhone service (approx. $40)
Nokia mobile phone and Mobily sim card (approx. $40)
I got this for Andi last Christmas in Al Balad, but I don't remember how much I paid for it at all.
yurbud Ironman earbuds ($50)
Nike+ iPod dongle ($30)
Foam laptop zipper sleeve (approx. $20)
This was attached to an extended power lead (adapter-specific) that was also taken.
It wasn't this precise model, but it was one of these Olympus waterproof cameras.
I think this might have been taken by mistake for one of the phones that was taken.
Andi got this for me when she was in Turkey.
My attempt to follow the Ramadan fast this year is going much better than last year. (I didn't get violently ill after one day, after all.) I think it's about ten days to go now, so I seem to be in the clear.
It's been an interesting experience. I've learned a bit about myself, and about the centrality of food (specifically eating) to society. I haven't spent much time with my coworkers during the fast: there's no lunch, no coffee breaks...
Yesterday wasn't so good of a day for me, both for completely unrelated reasons and because I hadn't had enough water the night before. We were out of food, so I was at Tamimi to get something to eat for iftar. There was Khan: "Jon! Come have breakfast with me!" For once, it just felt right. I went with him, and shared iftar with Khan and his coworkers in the back of Tamimi.
It was awesome.
I'm obsessed with reason. I have to be able to explain things to myself; to understand why things are. That doesn't mean that my reasons are rational, but I have to put it somewhere in the taxonomy of my mind.
When our house flooded, and the ceiling caved in, KAUST moved us to a house five doors down the block that was identical in design, except that it was the mirror image of our first house. To reconcile the disruption in my mind, I decided that the reversed house represented a turning point of the reversal of our experience at KAUST. From that point on, things would be easier... the reversal of the frustration we had experienced before.
We had a very frustrating time traveling back to Saudi Arabia after our trip to the states for thanksgiving. Our flight from Indianapolis to Chicago was delayed (picking us up) so our entire itinerary was disrupted. We were rerouted on a different airline network, so none of our new flights had any record of us. Andi's ticket didn't match her passport (both via nicknames and married names), causing us to almost miss our flight out of Heathrow after a nine-hour layover (three hours of which was spent arguing that Andi should be allowed to board the plane).
I spent a lot of time during our our last flight (Saudi Airlines from Heathrow to Jeddah) praying to God that our luggage would be at the airport when we arrived. We were returning to a strange country with no house to go to, and no idea where we would be staying. We had been through a lot of frustration in transit, and we were both frustrated and frightened. Andi was falling apart, and, as always, I decided it was my responsibility to make it right. To keep things together. If our luggage was at the airport, against all odds, I would have evidence that, through it all, God was watching out for us, and helping us through our times of trial.
We landed at a strange airport with no luggage, no idea where we were, and no driver to pick us up. I was crushed. I didn't swear off my faith or trust in God, mind you; but my reasoning went something like this:
I had it all figured out, and I had doomed myself.
A week later, though, and we had our luggage back. Why? Because I was driven back to the airport by a wonderful man named Arnold. The same man who took Andi and me to Jeddah for Nerph's first visit to the vet. He told me all about his family back home, why he was working in Saudi Arabia, and how he hopes to be hired as a KAUST employee so he can bring his family with him.
Later that week, he came to my house and beat me at chess. Three times in a row.
My original plan was to get civilfritz set up as soon as I got my apartment in New York, and begin logging my experiences there. Though I suppose I have not yet violated that expectation, it seems that I won't be in a permanent residence, with a regular ISP, for some time. Thus blogspot.
For those who haven't heard, things at KAUST have not gone as planned. Though I had intended to live in New York for 12-18 months, I was greeted at IBM/Watson with the announcement that I would need to relocate to Saudi Arabia in June, leaving us with less than 30 days to prepare.
We've had a couple of difficult days (the worst of which was probably the day we transferred the contents of the U-Haul to a seemingly tiny storage space) but God has definitely been there with us. This was what we wanted, after all: to be challenged.
We've been through three separate hotels so far, including less than 12 hours in an Extended Stay America, but we finally have a wonderful room at the Marriott Westchester Residence Inn in White Plains. It's a 10 minute walk to the train station, which has been wonderful.
We found a surprisingly great church in the area our first Sunday here: the First Community Church of the Nazarene. I seem to be destined to attend an ethnically-centered church: this time it's an all-black congregation that is, apparently, mostly Jamaican (or otherwise Caribbean). The minister and his wife sought us out, though, and took us on a tour of Westchester County (including the Pepsi Headquarters), terminating at a seaside restaurant in Stamford, Connecticut.
Shaun came for a quick weekend visit (from New Mexico) to see us off before we leave the country. We spent a day in the city, including a lot of wandering about in the subway and a riverboat cruise around Liberty Island.
Work at IBM/KAUST has been a hectic cross-section of paperwork, IT, and meetings so far, including two days of meetings with the KAUST CIO, John Larson. It's all gone respectably well so far, and I'm excited to get to Thuwal so I can start building things that matter long-term. Until then, though, it's back to the 32-node Linux cluster, and more paperwork to get a visa for Saudi Arabia.
Despite the obvious lack of available information, the past few months have been eventful. We're in our fifth hotel now, the Rosewood Corniche, having traveled from our home south of Chicago to White Plains, New York; San Diego, California; Paris, France (for all of two hours); and now Jeddah, Saudi Arabia.
We were originally supposed to relocate 15 June 2009. Rather, we were originally supposed to relocated in November of 2010, but some as-yet-unnamed individual (or groupthink) changed all that. We were handed a new relocation date (again, 15 June) and told to prepare.
For those of you who have never traveled to Saudi Arabia, let me digress for a moment to tell you a bit about the visa application process: it's extensive. Very extensive. "Medical exam so thorough the doctors have never heard of the tests" extensive. A deceptively-single page covered in "positive/negative" checkboxes that certify that you are either worthy of entry or summarily fired. (I guess they usually do these before they hire you, but someone thought better of it since "we were going to be working in the US for over a year anyway.") If the tests themselves--and the passport photos, and the background check, and the scholastic reports--were not complicated enough, we suffered mistakes. Little mistakes, but many. Forgotten tests. Incorrect tests. Mislabeled samples. Lost samples. Exploding samples. (I am quite glad that I was not present for that one.) Complicating matters even more, Andi was traveling the entire time. Round One in New York. Rounds Two and Three in Wisconsin. Rounds Four and Five in Florida. All within the span of two weeks. (At least the three times I had to go were all in the same state.) These complications and over-complications set our relocation date back by a month (or one month closer to our original date, however you care to see it).
For the curious, Andi and I are now both certified--to the satisfaction of the Saudi Arabian government--to be free of syphilis, malaria, HIV, hepatitis, cholera, parasites, mental retardation, mental disorder, paralysis, blindness, hearing disorder, speech disorder, and unborn children. Good to know.
After an epic three-way phone call with a testing clinic, more mad FedEx-overnighting than I've ever seen before, and a mysterious visit to the Saudi embassy in DC, Andi and I were each the proud owner of an entry visa for Saudi Arabia.
In the mean time, I had been working furiously to co-ordinate the sale of my 1999 Pontiac Grand Am to a good friend in need of a vehicle. It turns out it's complicated to pay off a Wisconsin loan for an Illinois-titled car while living in New York and shipping to California... especially without a reliable mailing address. Still, just days after my entry visa arrived, the shippers appeared and carried away my car, leaving me to walk back to my hotel. As a born-and-bred midwesterner from the heartland of car culture, stranded (as it were) far from what my subconscious still considers home, that was a very odd feeling.
A eight-hour flight to Paris should be exciting. A little less so when you only get to be in Paris for two hours. Even less so when you never get to leave the airport... and when you've got another seven-hour flight after that... and when you're flying coach.
When we finally arrived at the Jeddah airport, we were pleasantly surprised to find an entire KAUST greeting booth--with its now-familiar, large, colorful, and beckoning logo--manned and ready to receive us. We were ushered quickly through customs, and our bags were left unopened after a quick run through an x-ray, putting to rest months of fears about complications at the border. It took us thirty minutes to move from the plane to the car. (As Andi later remarked, "I thought they were driving us somewhere else for the actual customs check!")
It might not surprise you to find out that Saudi Arabia is nothing like the US, so you'll be very surprised to find out that it is exactly like the US... only hotter... and the men wear thobes and the women wear abayas... and everything is in Arabic... and businesses shut down five times a day for prayer... and there's wild camels roaming the desert... ok, so maybe it's not exactly like the US, but I was shocked by how familiar it can feel. One of the first things I saw (in the semi-conscious car ride from the airport to the hotel) was an iPhone billboard for the 3GS. Then a mall, in which I saw a Fudruckers. (That's right, a Fudruckers.) Burger King... Applebees... TGI Fridays... There's a Pizza Hut down the road from our hotel! (I'm starting to notice that I can't think of much aside from the restaurants, so perhaps I've only underestimated the affect that familiar food can have.)
Oh, they have Wal-Mart, too. Only it's not Wal-Mart, it's HyperPanda, which, as I'm sure you are aware, is an infinitely better name than Wal-Mart. (Obviously, it follows that Saudi Arabia > the US.) Nothing makes the human experience seem more universal than watching a Saudi man stand awkwardly with his wife in the "feminine products" aisle.
Initial impressions at the KAUST campus were bad. My entire first day in Thuwal was spent in and around our datacenter... a ghastly sight. We entered the building through a hole in the wall, traversed the offices without floors, to reach the machine room: Shaheen splayed open, Blue Gene entrails spread callously across the floor. 85% humidity... heat... dust... and that's with all the hardware turned off. This room was not fit to have a machine like Shaheen in it. (It still isn't, really, though it's closer every day.)
The next day was better. My project manager led me through more-complete areas of the campus: the vast tunnel that runs through the center of the academic square... the seafront... the residences... (Actually, those were depressing again, but we're being positive now.) The more I saw, the broader my perspective became. Now I was one of the wide-eyed dreamers that provides no useful information to the comrades back home.
If I had one word to describe the campus it would be "behind." With two words I would say, "behind schedule." With four, though, It's "behind schedule, but amazing." Its proximity to the sea gives it both a fantastic view and a cooler climate than Jeddah. (Even a warm breeze can cool you down.) From a distance, I think the academic center is a bit sterile (though still grand) but in and around the buildings you explore passageways and walkways positioned to use the breeze while shielding from the sun. The center is an intellectually satisfying interweave of levels and walkways, all highlighted by palm-accented roads and water affects.
The residential districts (including the student accommodations) are similarly fantastic, if a bit repetitive. (It's inevitable, I think, when you build this many homes all at once.) From a plaza at the center they are an amazing sight, and from there I began to get my first inkling of the full scale of what was being constructed.
That is the one problem, though: it's all still being constructed. The site is large enough that you can get a perspective high enough that you can see just how amazing it really is; but up close there are few real roads, incomplete buildings, and an undeniable prevalence of unlandscaped desert. It's a massive construction in the desert, with a few out-of-place grassy areas: not the miraculous oasis that it will one day be.
Andi and I each have an Iqama (ee-gah-mah) now: a sort of permanent residency permit, so they won't kick us out of the country in thirty days. Andi has found work, too, in the university relations department! She's doing exactly what she's wanted to do, too: editing and writing, and even investigating and interviewing a bit. (I'll let her talk about it, since she probably has much more interesting things to say about it than I do. I'm crazy-excited for her, though!) We're still in the Rosewood Corniche, our stay in Jeddah having been extended until at least 8 September, due to the current state of the campus. We feel a bit stuck (again) but really, we can't complain. We're in this for the adventure, and we're certainly having it. There's virtually no information available (KAUST seems pathologically afraid of communication); but despite an unfortunate tendency toward freneticism (that I'm trying to calm) things get taken care of eventually. Just not on my schedule.